WARNING - SARCASM ALERT
Well, I knew this was coming. In fact, we all knew it - the official "Let's Abuse the Voter Hunting Season" is officially open. Unlike any other hunting season there are no bag limits!
It kicked off yesterday with a hey-voter-Donald-Trump-wants-you-to-know-you-can-vote-early telemarketing call, Then the celebrity kick-off just came a few minutes ago. Nothing beats a call from Pat Boone. How many of us even know who he is? Yes, our home has been targeted by some strategist burning the late night oil thinking about how to get us old farts in Florida to vote. Hmmm, but Pat Boone?
Yes, our phone lines, mailboxes and email boxes are ripe and ready for not only holiday catalogs, but millions of dollars wasted on political postcard propaganda that could be helping the homeless, fighting breast cancer, helping the hurricane victims, etc. Spending money that way would make so much sense - instead we've been selected to be buried in B.O.B.S. (Barrage of Bull Sh__).
But here's the fun of election time. I remember turning 50 and that first morning my AARP card arrived! Well, as you get older it gets better - To think I thought getting a parking space at the Bozeman Walmart was a big deal!
I guess I just need to learn to dream bigger. We live in exciting times. I wonder who the next call will be from?
It kicked off yesterday with a hey-voter-Donald-Trump-wants-you-to-know-you-can-vote-early telemarketing call, Then the celebrity kick-off just came a few minutes ago. Nothing beats a call from Pat Boone. How many of us even know who he is? Yes, our home has been targeted by some strategist burning the late night oil thinking about how to get us old farts in Florida to vote. Hmmm, but Pat Boone?
Yes, our phone lines, mailboxes and email boxes are ripe and ready for not only holiday catalogs, but millions of dollars wasted on political postcard propaganda that could be helping the homeless, fighting breast cancer, helping the hurricane victims, etc. Spending money that way would make so much sense - instead we've been selected to be buried in B.O.B.S. (Barrage of Bull Sh__).
But here's the fun of election time. I remember turning 50 and that first morning my AARP card arrived! Well, as you get older it gets better - To think I thought getting a parking space at the Bozeman Walmart was a big deal!
I guess I just need to learn to dream bigger. We live in exciting times. I wonder who the next call will be from?
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